28 Quotes by Gene Perret

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever.'

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

When you retire, you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Success is exhausting. In fact, the more success you achieve, the harder you'll have to work.