28 Quotes by Gene Perret

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Laughter is the true brotherhood of man. At some time or another we've all done something that could be laughed at. Anyone who claims he hasn't is the most laughable of all.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age, once you learn to keep a cork in it.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good, because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars worth of pleasure.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.