28 Quotes by Gene Perret

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them.

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it

I'm now as free as the breeze — with roughly the same income.

Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? Because they suck it out of their grandparents.

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren like buy them those toys I’ve always wanted to play with.

Two managers were always arguing, blaming each other if anything went wrong. It got so bad that their boss finally called them in to talk about it. They started arguing as soon as they got into his office. The boss stopped them and said, "Let's get one thing straight here—I'm the one who is at fault. I hired both of you."