492 Quotes by George Clooney

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.

Directing is really exciting. In the end, it’s more fun to be the painter than the paint.

Having ‘Oscar winner’ on your tombstone is a great thing.

An acting career usually has about a shelf life of ten years before people get sick of seeing you. It’s a good thing to have a job to fall back on and I really do enjoy directing.

It’s not ideal to have three films coming out at once.

George Clooney likes to talk about himself in the third person mostly. He’s always enjoyed it. Listen, I don’t like to think in those terms, where you just have to completely separate yourself one from the other.

I’ve been working with Pat Robertson on Africa debt-relief, and we disagree on virtually everything except certain very specific, inalienable rights, and the truth is that morality and patriotism come in all shapes and sizes.

If I had been with all the women that I was said to have been with, I wouldn’t have had the time to shoot a single movie!

I’m the flavor of the month.