149 Quotes by George Lopez

It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn’t know I could do it but I knew I couldn’t not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn’t quit.

It’s an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don’t need a strong political background in.

If you want a show to succeed, you’re going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black and non-Latino. If you can’t cross over, you don’t belong on TV. That’s not just me saying it. That’s just the way it is.

A Dodger uniform just doesn’t look good with a cummerbund.

From now on, we’re home schooling you. Whatever we don’t know, you don’t know. When did the Korean War start? I don’t know, and neither do you!

When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, “They aren’t going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that?” You’re going to see the strings. But they did.

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show.

The jewelry stores say, ‘Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,’ while wives tell you they love you with, ‘Ok, but just because it’s Valentine’s Day.’