76 Quotes by George Meyer

Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

As a writer you sometimes feel the need to shake things up.

To me, a mark of maturity is realizing that nobody runs the world. Fat cat politicians and secret conspiracies don't control our lives. In reality, the world is much more complex than that.

I prefer to linger on the periphery before making a commitment.

I'm not religious. I do have a baby - a four-month old girl - and that's a religion in itself.

I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it. It has never been a comfort to me to believe there's an all-seeing eye in the sky.

I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars.

When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.