76 Quotes by George Meyer

I have a deep suspicion of social institutions and tradition in general.

Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising.

If there's reason for hope, it lies in man's occasional binges of cooperation. To save our planet, we'll need that kind of heroic effort, in which all types of people join forces for the common good

Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball.

There’s a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you’ll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

You have to respect people’s suffering. To deny that the world is unfair and painful for most of the people living in it would be false and judgmental.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don’t quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

If there’s reason for hope, it lies in man’s occasional binges of cooperation. To save our planet, we’ll need that kind of heroic effort, in which all types of people join forces for the common good.

I don’t like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don’t control.