76 Quotes by George Meyer

I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn’t have before.

Every joke can’t be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

I have no idea how it got so big. I was just trying to find something to do while I was living in Boulder, Colorado, which isn’t really a funny town. There are a lot of smart people there, but comedy isn’t at the forefront of their minds.

I guess I’m drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars.