302 Quotes by George Will

Taking offense has become America's national pastime; being theatrically offended supposedly signifies the exquisitely refined moral delicacy of people who feel entitled to pass through life without encountering ideas or practices that annoy them.

It (baseball) has no clock, no ties and no Liberal intrusions into the organized progression.

When I'm in my car, I'm listening to books, audio books, always.

If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. (It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

Being elected to Congress is regarded as being sent on a looting raid for one's friends.

Americans are conservative. What they want to conserve is the New Deal.

All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.

Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.