109 Quotes by Geraldo Rivera

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I’ve been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

I’d like to give divorce a good name.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

I’m old, but I’m still cute and strong. And very butch.

McKinney, Texas is the number one place to live in the country. It’s certainly the number place to live in Texas according to Forbes and all these other. Wonderfully integrated, it’s upscale.

I’m tired of getting made fun of.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn’t matter if you’re brown, back or white.

The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don’t need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody – Maury Povich.

That is entirely fitting I’m sure, but I personally can’t get over the memory of 2005. When Michael Jackson stood essentially alone and accused and convicted in the minds of many of the most perverse crime.