143 Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'

Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.

Nothing can help my comedy.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.