"I hate people who start conversations with facts – what are you supposed to do with that? Sure is hot today. Yes, it is."
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"Women have spent so many years girl-powering ourselves... we’ve left no room to acknowledge our dark side. Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids."
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"Does anyone do anything profusely except apologize? Sweat, I guess."
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"Diary Amy. She was meant to be likable. Meant for someone like you to like her. She’s easy to like. I’ve never understood why that’s considered a compliment – that just anyone could like you. No matter."
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"Feeling sad means having too much time on your hands, usually. Really. I’m not a licensed therapist but usually it means too much time."
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"Today I like my first ladies with a little bite."
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"To be kissed on the lips by your husband is the most decadent thing."
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"TV goes to a commercial for air freshener. A woman is spraying air freshener so her family will be happy."
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"I like other people’s things better. They come with other people’s history."
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"She defines and eliminates problems. She’s practical in an evil way."