21 Quotes by Gini Koch

Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators--they're a protected species.

Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington.

My crazy’s working a lot better than your sanity.

So,” I said slowly, “you’re saying that sometimes you need to do the job you hate, that you don’t think you’re good at, because there’s no one better available, and at least you know that you’ll do the best you can.” “Yes. I’m saying that unless or until you can trust someone else, you have an obligation to do the job, and do it well, to the utmost of your ability. At least, if you’re a leader,” he added. “Though I think it applies to everyone.

Suddenly, I can see you weren’t bragging – once you go alien, you really do never go back.

And you also think we have time to nap?” “Just because all Hell’s trying to break loose doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take care of yourself.” “Words to live by,” Jack muttered. “Well, let’s hope.

Blah, blah, blah. Heard it all before. I’m an American, you moron. We wrote the book on insignificant peasants making good. I’m also not an idiot. And I’m also not buying it.” I.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.