351 Quotes by Glenn Beck

You can’t convince me that the founding fathers wouldn’t allow you to secede.

By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.

Because others have let us down, it is now our duty to face the hard truths and do the right thing – no matter the personal cost.

If we give all of the people who filed incorrect tax returns the benefit of the doubt and assume that every single one of them simply made an honest mistake, then doesn’t common sense tell us that maybe the tax code is just a little too complex?

United States and abroad reject and condemn violent jihad. But it doesn’t follow.

I told you, God is not coy. He’s more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear.

A-tone-ment-its a chance to fix the unfixable and to start all over again. It begins when you forgive yourself for all you’ve done wrong, and forgive others for all they’ve done to you. Your mistakes aren’t mistakes anymore, they’re just things that make you stronger.

Some people thinks that I’m the Antichrist, which would be a really good disguise for the Antichrist. You’d never see a pudgy, out-of-shape guy, 5 o’clock in the afternoon, being the Antichrist, would you?

Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.