351 Quotes by Glenn Beck

We have the State Department working together with Google, MTV, MSNBC, Facebook, all of these all of these giant corporations. Google now has two executives that we know of that were charged to help this revolution.

If we just stop producing stuff, if we stop being so capitalist, we stop taking resources from other third world countries, we’ll be happy.

I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.

I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

Most times we’re so focused on what we think we want that we can’t appreciate how happy we already are. It’s only when we forget about our problems and help others forget theirs that we realize how good we really have it.

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.

What’s the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.

I mean, I’m not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.

I want you to understand clearly, I am not a journalist – be very clear on that. I am an opinion maker.