37 Quotes by Goldy Moldavsky

"What the fuck everlasting?!"

"Carrie Underwood, take the wheel-I was not okay."

"Anyone have a pen and paper?"There was a moment of stillness as the four of us looked around, totally clueless. The only things any of us ever wrote with were our phones. And there was no way this was going to be a vote via group text."

"Would you look at that," [Erin[ said. "It's amazing how much better this song sounds without a fucking juggling break in the middle of it."

"Don't you have a girlfriend also?" Erin said. "Girls, doesn't Rupert P. have a girlfriend?""Michelle Hornsbury," Apple said. "She's quote-unquote nineteen, a quote-unquote university student, a quote-unquote model-""Don't forget beard," Erin interjected. "She is also a very dedicated beard."

"Don't worry, I didn't take a hit off Rupert K.'s inhaler. I wasn't that sick.I only pressed the mouthpiece against my lips."

"There could not be pictures of Apple posing with our kidnappee.There were a dozen photos of Apple posing with our kidnappee."

"The joy you find as a teen, however frivolous and dumb, is pure, and meaningful. It doesn’t matter that it might ferment and taste different when you’re older. That’s the whole point of being a teenager – not worrying about the future."

"The thing about me-the reason Erin can shoot me the wink-and-double-thumbs-up combo-is that I’m your typical good girl. I dress nicely, but I wouldn’t say I’m at the bleeding edge of fashion. I always have my homework done on time. I say please and thank you and adults like me. Because of all these things, everyone always assumes that I’ll do the right thing. No one ever thinks I would lie. But I do..."

"They didn’t get the friendships that formed, the community of people who shared in your same joy."