37 Quotes by Goldy Moldavsky

Boy band fangirls are a species that are more focused, determined and powerful in large numbers than just about any other group of people I can think of

The joy you find as a teen, however frivolous and dumb, is pure, and meaningful. It doesn't matter that it might ferment and taste different when you're older.

What the fuck everlasting?!

Carrie Underwood, take the wheel-I was not okay.

Anyone have a pen and paper?"There was a moment of stillness as the four of us looked around, totally clueless. The only things any of us ever wrote with were our phones. And there was no way this was going to be a vote via group text.

Would you look at that," [Erin[ said. "It's amazing how much better this song sounds without a fucking juggling break in the middle of it.

Don't you have a girlfriend also?" Erin said. "Girls, doesn't Rupert P. have a girlfriend?""Michelle Hornsbury," Apple said. "She's quote-unquote nineteen, a quote-unquote university student, a quote-unquote model-""Don't forget beard," Erin interjected. "She is also a very dedicated beard.

Don't worry, I didn't take a hit off Rupert K.'s inhaler. I wasn't that sick.I only pressed the mouthpiece against my lips.

There could not be pictures of Apple posing with our kidnappee.There were a dozen photos of Apple posing with our kidnappee.