124 Quotes by Gordon Korman

I’m supposed to talk some sense into you,” she told me. “But what I really want to say is congratulations. You did the right thing.” “The police don’t think so.” “Typical,” she clucked. “Getting hung up on the numbers on your birth certificate when you probably saved a life.” “They made.

Jonah peered critically up at the Renaissance masterpiece. “Man, those copies don’t due it justice. This one’s the truth!” “Only a Janus,” groaned Hamilton.

Our fans are great; our team is nifty! We’re going to get blown out by fifty!

You’re going to break your idiot neck one day, or someone’s going to break it for you.

For someone who’e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you’re a real idiot.

You didn’t argue with Griffin when there was a plan involved. In this town, Griffin Bing was The Man With The Plan.

The tradition at C Average was to nominate the biggest loser in the building.

Ask me. I’m a cow expert.

Welcome to the world of Cahills. If it isn’t impossible, it isn’t worth doing.