124 Quotes by Gordon Korman

They don’t have regular time at school, you know. They have periods. All of a sudden an alarm goes off and you’re supposed to drop what you’re doing and rush off to a different room with a different teacher to do something completely different! How can anybody learn like that?

It’s like living your whole life without ever looking in a mirror, Amy thought, and suddenly you see your reflection, and you’re a monster.

Dan was suspicious. “How did he find out where we were staying?” Amy frowned. “I think that’s the message inside the message. He wants us to know that he has a long reach–that’s he’s rich and powerful.” “Like we’ll see his giant mansion and assume he works at Burger King,” scoffed Dan.

You don’t get Billie Joe Armstrong’s autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

That was when I started to worry about what was going to happen to me.

The test! It was as if they believed the test was an infallible superbeing that had descended to earth on a great space ark surrounded by thunderbolts of perfection.

It’s taco night at Portland Street.

What’s a starbuck?

Mrs. Donnelly lived here with her daughter, Sophie. And, of course, me, now. Sophie.