124 Quotes by Gordon Korman

Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple of idiots actually jumped off the front balcony. Can you picture that?""In Technicolor," Amy said bitterly."That low-down KGB reject!" Dan fumed. "I can't believe she cheated me–right when I was in the middle of cheating her!

Justice and fairness aren't just part of the social studies curriculum, you know. They're the building blocks of our entire society.

I've been victimized but that doesn't mean I have to be a victim.

We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!""Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please.

What's a starbuck?

The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?""It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the mask!""They're Benedictine monks!" Nellie exclaimed. "They're men of peace! Most of them are under vows of silence!""Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate.

Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat.

Welcome to the world of Cahills. If it isn't impossible, it isn't worth doing.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.