124 Quotes by Gordon Korman

If the cake fits, eat it!

And how much do I care about hurting their delicate feelings? Well, you could fit that inside the nucleus of a carbon atom.

I hate France. It’s like the whole country’s on a diet.

Just because you’ve got anger management problems doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty to be ticked off about.

In our family, you don’t get a childhood. We’re too busy trying to dominate the world.

Justice and fairness aren’t just part of the social studies curriculum, you know. They’re the building blocks of our entire society.

When we lock things away,” he said with conviction, “we’re really imprisoning ourselves.

It seems like cheating somehow, breaking some overarching Law of the Way Things Are Supposed to Be.

We don’t have to love it. We just have to steal it.