63 Quotes by Gracie Allen

You’ve buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

It’s foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who’s going to win a race – but it’s no sillier than asking anyone else.

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability – what life is all about.

I’m the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them.

My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

A young boy shouldn’t be given up for hopeless just because he’s lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don’t be discouraged by those things – maybe he’s just trying to be like his daddy.

Let’s all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.