98 Quotes by Graham Norton

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

Tolerance is forced on people in London.

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.