21 Quotes by Graham Parker

If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

When the mighty chains of darkness had me on the ropes, everyone said quit now, that's when I found hope.

My dad isn't sure how I make a living because I'm not in the newspapers or on music shows any more. The world is bigger than England, however, but for the large part, yes, people don't know who I am. What are you gonna do? Unless you're a superstar act that attracts young people because it might be their last chance to see you before you die, then it's fairly typical. I'm astonished that I have any audience at all, to be honest.

Some people are in charge of pens who shouldn’t be in charge of brooms.

When the mighty chains of darkness had me on the ropes, everyone said quit now, that’s when I found hope.

In the early days, I had very little idea about arrangements, and I wrote songs a little flat, as it were, just on an acoustic guitar. They didn’t really have quite enough nuance.

Oh, man, pop singers are terrible actors. We’re all bad.