277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.