277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that’s why I call her as often as I do.

So, I play in a band. It’s a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don’t even actually play.

He’s just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he’s drunk. If he likes you, he’ll want to see you when his judgment isn’t impaired.

He’s that guy that’s so tired from work, so stressed about the project he’s working on. He’s just been through an awful breakup and it’s really hitting him hard. His parents’ divorce has scarred him and he has trust issues. Right now he has to focus on his career. He can’t get involved with anyone until he knows what his life is about. He.