277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

Hey – do you remember that movie when the girl waited around for the guy to ask her out, then made excuses when he didn’t? Then she slept with him when they were both drunk, and basically just hung around until they were kind of dating? Then.

If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.

He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

I don’t want to be in a serious relationship” truly means “I don’t want to be in a serious relationship with you” or.

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of ’ruining the friendship.

Don’t waste the pretty.

I’m just saying, tonight, if you’re going through a breakup and you’re drinking, don’t call. Just don’t do it. Don’t call. Because here’s the thing: booze has information in it!

People come together and move apart. It’s the age-old ebb and flow of relationships. Some are shorter journeys, and others were meant for a lifetime. That goes for friendships as well. We.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you’ll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.