277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning.

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don’t every time.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure’s off me.

He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.

Most comics worship music on some level. It’s more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn’t work, don’t do it the next time. Listen to yourself – you know what appropriate behavior is.

It’s time to stop pretending I’m ok with things I’m not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

People don’t admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

The reason it’s so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.