277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you’re lucky to be rid of.

I’m just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

There’s a guy out there who’s going to be really happy that you didn’t get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

If we’re friends with someone and attracted to them, we’re going to want to take it further.

Sometimes we become attached to what’s familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.

Now, defeating kryptonite and getting over a broken heart is incredibly tough. It’s also wildly empowering. But the even bigger victory is finally living your own life again without the constant presence of heartache.

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase ‘there might be cake.’ I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else’s boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID – for cake.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can’t keep his eyes or hands off of you.

A good indication that it’s not is if you’re only staying with What’s His Name because you’re scared.