277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Greg made us see, after an enormous amount of effort, that if a (sane) guy really likes you, there ain’t nothing that’s going to get in his way. And if he’s not sane, why would you want him?

You are not easily forgotten.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

He's just not that into you.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you.

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.