277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change.

Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.