277 Quotes by Greg Behrendt

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

It takes you right back to Page One again.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust. Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. Some cheaters might give you an excuse, some might not have one at all, some might even blame you. No one can tell you exactly what to do when faced with this very complicated and painful situation. But the bottom line is, is this what you had hoped for in a relationship?

I'm fascinated with human relationships, ... I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would...

Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.