316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

People who use their religion as a framework to kill people, simply, are not nice people. Yes, that’s quite a stand I’m making, but the idea that people are systematically executed because they don’t share your God is beyond barbaric. The fact that there are people in our own country who seem to tolerate that, while being intolerant of a Christian’s biblical stance regarding gay marriage, makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas.

American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology and pop culture. They’re not conscious to any expansion of power, which is why they’re happy to exist in this dependant decline.

You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you’ll be comfortable and set for life. That is a fact.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor – that’s what socialism does.

I don’t know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here’s a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

What I’m going to miss is the competition, being, that’s OK, I can watch from the house.

I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own.

We have two nations, and it’s not black or white. It’s red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed under Democrats, because they don’t know how to deal with the constituency; they’re terrified.

When you get famous and rich when you’re young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.