316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir.

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He’s so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He’s as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.

I’m thinking about American votes and American – all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what’s happening in the world.

We need somebody that can unify a country in spite of a vocal powerful media that’s intent on division. It’s not about winning the media. It’s about winning the people, and I don’t think it’s necessarily persuasive to eat – to cannibalize yourself. I think that you have to pick the winner.

When you are so obsessed with identity politics it’s not healthy because you’re constantly worried about how you’re perceived as opposed to your achievements. Once your identity becomes your achievement then you run into serious problems.

The media is Obama’s scandal condom.

So the villains aren’t gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don’t we understand? Iranians love their children too.

Some things get better with age. And then there’s Madonna.

I know that if I say something that’s considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.