316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you’re an Islamic – you’re Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I’m talking about Islamic terror.

If you’re hiring, if you’re the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.

The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget – remember the Alar Scare? Things – see, nobody even remembers Alar.

The only candidate I’d allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we’re talking about foraging for squirrels, he’s notoriously apolitical.

The most problematic word in America is the word “problematic.” It’s a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don’t want to go full fascist.

The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They’re for colleges seeking publicity.

I’ve always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?

The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that’s what you need, an intellectual agility.