316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

Islamists are nothing but guided missiles that pride themselves on taking out as many infidels as possible.

It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.

Now that President Trump is a reality, I happily have been giving him a chance to see how he does.

Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward.

Trump's policies are a mix of fairly traditional things. Even his immigration stuff isn't really that new.

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

Social justice warriors want to return to the Dark Ages when you communicated with a club instead of joining one.

The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.