316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

My first concert - maybe it was 1979 - was a blur. I'm not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley's Zellerbach Auditorium.

There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.

Before language, cavemen simply grunted, and then they used the club. Communication changed that. It's the mechanism that created civilization and prevents its own destruction.

Infected by political ideology, if you dare question climate models, your career is done.

'Sol Invictus' works like your basic FNM record: the sequencing is an artful job, hustling you politely through all the gentle, harsh, weird surprises that follow - and then when it's over, you get back on the ride and start over, just like Space Mountain.

The federal government is enormous; it never shrinks. And the interest is killing us.

As the Left demean law-abiding gun owners, they turn flaccid when faced with the armed felon.

What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. But he had no reason to bend. The media already bought into his shtick. His giddy fan base ate up every white-coated lie.

ObamaCare was a lemon, but the media were his lemonheads.