316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

I don't think Trevor Noah got his job by being a conservative.

FNM didn't really become one of my favorite all-time bands until after I'd had all their records for a couple of years. And realized I was playing them every day.

Listening to a FNM record is like a visit from a mysterious relative who knows more about your family than you did.

It takes a special, selfless person to make music that accommodates the universal need for mindless escapism - or what I call oblivion.

President Obama's farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan's, Clinton's and GWB's speeches combined. If it got any longer, it would have qualified as a third term.

I actually hate lyrics, and I hate it when they're quoted in reviews. I don't think they matter that much; it's the sounds of words - not the words - that I look for.

It may feel good to think you're right. But it's better to allow the possibility that you're wrong.

I realize Twitter can be good, providing a video game of creativity for your brain.

Creating a fan base of both fervent feelers and fanboys, Trump magnificently played off many fawning commentator's insecurities - using the deep desire to be liked or noticed by Trump as a method to keep their criticism of him tamped down.