316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar.

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.

The media is Obama's scandal condom.

I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

If Russia, if Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.