316 Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.

Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there?

When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.

I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.

It's easy to whip up resentment against anything that smacks with authority. Nobody ever organizes over pan handlers. So even if a cop is black, like the three arrested in Baltimore, or one dead in Mississippi, the hard left uses race as the underlying cause. It's why there are no defiant marches when policemen are killed.

I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.