54 Quotes by Greg Proops
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don’t wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don’t need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it’s hot.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I’m not a professional athlete and I don’t have access to the good stuff.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
Oh, I don’t wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you’re selling ice cream.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
Yo. I’m from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin’.
- Share
- Author Greg Proops
-
Quote
I’m old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.
- Share