105 Quotes by Guy Ritchie

One of the interesting and exciting things about my job is watching technological ground being pioneered.

I don't know enough about Woody Allen to be a fan of him.

I like the idea of taking what is essentially a boring, officious job and turning it into something that is a fantasy, to a degree. I suppose there is a juxtaposition involved in that because you do have to be a civil servant but you're doing a tremendously exciting job, or potentially an exciting job, or a glamourous job.

I think it's that much harder to make a good comedy than it is straight and apparently serious.

I don't like the idea of agents in a typical form. The idea of agents, to me, brings up the idea of a man in a very boring suit who's not very good looking and doesn't have much attention to style.

I like to think that we've got a plan, so let's stick to it. That said, once we've stuck to it, we're allowed as much improvisation as anyone cares to indulge themselves in.

We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

I like filming in the UK - I'll sleep in my own bed, which I'm really happy about.