13 Quotes by H. Allen Smith

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter – at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

There’s such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

From tender infancy Smith has been an early riser. He sleeps so little that Morpheus barely knows him by sight. When he dreams he only has time for a synopsis. He was the first man to discover that you can cut a sleeping pill in half and enjoy a nap.

When I was five years old I fell head downward into an empty cistern and was not found until six hours later, at which time I was quietly eating dirt. The year after that I fell out of a neighbor’s barn loft. These experiences constitute an adequate preparation for a career in journalism – the equivalent of four years in college.