73 Quotes by Hal Sparks

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.

As a stand up, and often in acting, there is no place for the most intense feelings. Rage, genuine sorrow, naked hope... These things don't fit on a comedy stage and if you act you'll get to express them once in a while. Music is a place for the intensely personal.

Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.