251 Quotes by Hank Green

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That’s because I’m a dork. And I’m gonna choose not to explain myself.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

Marriage can be a religious thing. It can also be a secular thing. And guess what? Not everyone in the world is of the same religion. Preventing gay people from getting married is not an expression of religious freedom. It’s an expression of religious oppression.

If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?

When I think of the value that i appreciate and the value that I create, what matters to me most is how much I love people, and how much the people that I love love me.

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

Hoaxes are nothing new. News media isn’t hard to fool. It’s fun to fool and people like to mess with people. It all goes to show you that we’re not all that hard to fool. I think we should just accept that and trust people anyway.

What does it mean that social structures among young people are so often predicated upon trying really, really hard to appear to not-be-trying?

I’m also pretty impressive when I’m shoving the neck of a lute into someone’s chest cavity.