116 Quotes by Hannibal Buress

I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could definitely knock out three lines. I'd kill it.

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

I like that Barack got that job.

I just write and do what I think is funny. Sometimes, you do have it in your head about certain bits. There are certain jokes where I know if I did them in certain situations, it would irk people. There are times where I look at the news and see a story going on, and I'm like, 'Wow, if I tweeted this, I would get press if I wanted to.'

I don't argue with people... if they say I'm not funny, they're right, for them.

I think it's a tough transition. It's easy to go from comedian to rapper, but to go from rapper to comedian is tougher.

My second year of college, I started performing comedy at an open mic. It was good to do open mics with the kids. It's a good, safe spot to start, you know?

I don't like to post fresh standup material, because I want to use it in a special. The stuff I like to post online I like to be off-the-cuff moments.

'Inside Out' - that was a really good movie. That's the first animated movie I saw since 'The Lego Movie.'