49 Quotes by Harland Williams
"I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny."
"I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point."
"I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying."
"I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it."
"I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me."
"I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them."
"I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision."
"The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this as silly as possible." In fact, sometimes I get the most enjoyment out of a sketch that plays very real - and it's so real that it's just funny."