49 Quotes by Harland Williams

"I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That’s about all you need to know about life, I think."

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"Everything’s a conspiracy and everything’s not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, “This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we’ll use the nukes.” You can let your mind believe anything."

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"I just tried to create a life for myself that’s full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life’s been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it’s just been a fun life."

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"The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it."

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"I hate when you go into a nice restaurant – someplace where youre going to spend good money – and there are kids in there crying."

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"Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they’re not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people."

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"I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?"

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"I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life, man."

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"I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying."

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