50 Quotes by Harry Anderson

What you get when you come here is you pay way too much for my stuff, but you get it signed by me, demonstrated by me,

It'd be a wonderful opportunity for a local company to be philanthropic. To the best of my knowledge, no Barrie-area business has yet come forward with a gift like this.

We have met the enemy, and he is us, ... We can all do better. We weren't in the positions to push the major buttons ... (during and after the storm), but we can all do better.

Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.

The skips (elevators) that once lifted about 4 tons of salt to the surface were eventually replaced with hydraulic hoists that can bring up as much as 19 tons,

I've lived in a lot of places, and this is the only town I love, the only town I'd take a bullet for, ... Right now I feel like I have an Uzi aimed at my head, but I'll take a lot more bullets if there are people standing next to me.

This is another blow. But we're actually walking a little taller because of the heroism at some of our hospitals.

They said if you need to get your people out, you have to do it yourself.

There was nothing else like it around. Not willing to leave the New Iberia area, I jumped at the opportunity when I saw the help-wanted ad.