236 Quotes by Harry Redknapp

It’s like being on the Titanic and seeing there’s only one lifeboat left.

I’ve found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I’m outside the training ground at five but they don’t open up until seven. I’m just sitting there, listening to the radio.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn’t kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he’d been training.

I don’t care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day.

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne – before the match.

David Bentley has got balls – and plenty of them.

I don’t think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don’t put diesel in a Ferrari.

What are they going to do, shoot me? It’s not war you know.

We’ve got sports scientists who insist it’s important for the lads to eat after games to refuel, even if it’s 2am. I used to refuel after games at West Ham until half past three in the morning in a different way – but then I’m old school.